رسائل الجوال الانجليزية English sms 2

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For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 146 Characters


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("""""""""""")9mm
/""'/&/"""""'
/ /I KILL PEOPLE
""" FOR MONEY,
(>"<)
( 'o' ) BUT YOU
(,) (,) ARE MY
(")_(") FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.

ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 155 Characters


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Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 151 Characters


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If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 136 Characters


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Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father's Day!

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 89 Characters


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Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere..


Confused???


Read the above numbers in punjabi.

Flirt SMS, Punjabi SMS, Length: 80 Characters


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Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Fool SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 169 Characters


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To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS

Friendship SMS, English SMS, Length: 162 Characters


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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

Funny SMS, English SMS, Length: 135 Characters


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Touch ur heart

Close ur eyes

Make a wish

Say good nite

sky so wide
Stars so bright
off the light

sleep quite quite
..(-.-)..
ZzzZZZzz

SWeet DreAms...

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 171 Characters


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Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang, apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi

Holi SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 107 Characters


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One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!

Insult SMS, English SMS, Length: 159 Characters


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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 124 Characters


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The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 93 Characters


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"May each day of the coming year be vibrant and new bringing along many reasons for celebrations"

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 97 Characters


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School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!

Naughty SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 133 Characters


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"Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon, that look down upon your brothers and sisters, and which they see as they look up to them, though they are ever so far away from us, and each other."

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 203 Characters


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All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 153 Characters


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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Santa Banta SMS, English SMS, Length: 112 Characters


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Jab bhi kisi ko kareeb paya hai, kasam khuda ki wahin dhokha khaya hai. Kyon dosh dete hein hum kanto ko... Zakham to humne phulo se paaya hai.